Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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