- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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