- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Who invented apple? God

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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