- Anti Joke

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why was the cat black it was a black cat

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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