What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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