- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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