why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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