- Anti Joke

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.