- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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