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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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