- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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