A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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