- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Hail Hitler

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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