Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Jordan is pregant

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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