You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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