Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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