Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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