- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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