- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

how much fish could a chicken

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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