- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Poker? I barely even know her.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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