- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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