- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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