What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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