I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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