I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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it was all Tagart

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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