Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

nolan is gay

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

j.p. is dumb

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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