- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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