- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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