Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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