How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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