- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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