- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A guy at a baseball game....

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Your mom.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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