- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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