How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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