- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Women's rights.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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