- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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