I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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