What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Jersey Shore.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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