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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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