Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Racial equality.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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SHUT UP JP

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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