- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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