why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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