Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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