- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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