- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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