- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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