- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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