Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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KILL WHITEY

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Anti Joke

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