- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Potassium? K.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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