- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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