Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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