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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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