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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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guess what? bannanas

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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