How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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