- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What does? 42

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

kk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??