- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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