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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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