- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

well use a tissue!

Whats funny? Your face.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Read a Book.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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