Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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