What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A man walks into a vagina

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Anti Joke

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