What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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