why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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