- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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