- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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