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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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