Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Whats green? The color green.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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