- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

an american walks out of a strip club.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Gay rights.

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