- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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