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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

123 f*ck off

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

123 f*ck off

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm