- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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