A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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123 f*ck off

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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