a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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