- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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