- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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