- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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