- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

My Nan, that is all.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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