What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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