A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Your're racist.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

you see theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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