- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A van drives into a car.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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