Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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