- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A van drives into a car.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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