- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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