What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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9/11

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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knock knock who's there? faith

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69.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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