What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

salad days!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what are you mike bibby?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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