A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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