A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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