Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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there was once a jew

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

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