- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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