- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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