- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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