- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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