- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Tucker Rivera

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Dwight Howard

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