- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

You were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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