- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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