what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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