- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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