- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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