- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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