- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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