- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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