What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I C U P White stuff

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

child labor

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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