- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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