- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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why am I writing this...im bored

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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