Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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