There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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