- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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