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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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