- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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