- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Women's professional sports

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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