What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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