Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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