Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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