What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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