saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Anti Joke

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