Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Robin, get in the car!

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