- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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