You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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