- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

baloney sandwich

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Lololol

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what is red and smells like paint red paint

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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