- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Equal rights!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Justin with a hat.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??