- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*