What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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