Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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