A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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