- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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