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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Poop.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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