- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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