- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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