there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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