What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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