- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

a man checks his mypsace

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Albino African Americans

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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