Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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