Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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