- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock Come in

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Please ignore this statement.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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