what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man did not like this site

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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