Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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