- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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