A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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men's rights activists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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