Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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