Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Black people

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A whole 'nother.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

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