If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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homosexual rights to marriage

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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