- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

men's rights activists

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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