Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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